Story of Earth’s longest-living land animal trying to hide its years with a wig?

Latest answer — September 04, 2026

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Clue explained

This humorous title-like phrase recasts Aesop’s “The Tortoise and the Hare” with HAIR, suggesting a wig used to disguise the tortoise’s age. The answer is entered without spaces.

Clue type:
Pun or wordplay
A cartoon tortoise wearing a wig

WSJ Crossword

This clue's Friday, September 04, 2026 appearance

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  2. 90Sad
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The answer to Story of Earth’s longest-living land animal trying to hide its years with a wig? in the Wall Street Journal crossword is THETORTOISEANDTHEHAIR — a 21-letter word. It most recently appeared in the Wall Street Journal crossword on September 4, 2026, a Friday puzzle, at 70-Across. Below you'll find why that fill fits, every other answer we've recorded for this clue, and links into the puzzle it came from.

Story of Earth’s longest-living land animal trying to hide its years with a wig?” answer

THETORTOISEANDTHEHAIR (21 letters)

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When else has “Story of Earth’s longest-living land animal trying to hide its years with a wig?” appeared?

Wall Street Journal reuses clues across dates, sometimes with a different answer depending on the grid. Here's where this exact clue has shown up, and what the answer was each time — handy when you're checking whether today's fill is the only one.

September 4, 2026 (most recent) THETORTOISEANDTHEHAIR. We haven't indexed another appearance of this exact clue yet.

Frequently asked questions

What is the answer to “Story of Earth’s longest-living land animal trying to hide its years with a wig?”?

The answer is THETORTOISEANDTHEHAIR, a 21-letter word. It most recently appeared in the Wall Street Journal crossword on September 4, 2026.

How many letters is the answer to “Story of Earth’s longest-living land animal trying to hide its years with a wig?”?

21 letters: THETORTOISEANDTHEHAIR.

When did this clue appear?

Most recently in the Wall Street Journal crossword on September 4, 2026 (a Friday puzzle), at 70-Across.

Can “Story of Earth’s longest-living land animal trying to hide its years with a wig?” have a different answer?

Yes — Wall Street Journal sometimes reuses a clue with a different solution to fit the grid. The answers we've recorded for each date it appeared are listed above when available.

Where can I find the rest of this day's WSJ answers?

The full grid for September 4, 2026 is on the WSJ answers page, with every clue and answer from that puzzle.

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